1. inothernews: halffiction: synecdoche: “i’m going to kill myself tomorrow.” “Hi. I’m Luke Wilson.  Is this the most ineffective use of advertising dollars EVER?  I mean, I can’t even show you an iPhone, because Apple won’t allow it!  Sigh, I hate this fucking third-rate phone network that managed to trick Steve Jobs into an exclusive contract through 2012!*  I mean, seriously, our network just sucks hyena ass!  But it pays the bills, so let me put another X on my orangeboard! Love, the Lesser Wilson.” *Year arbitrarily chosen.  Nothing to do with the Mayan calendar.

    inothernews:

    halffiction:

    synecdoche:

    “i’m going to kill myself tomorrow.”

    “Hi. I’m Luke Wilson.  Is this the most ineffective use of advertising dollars EVER?  I mean, I can’t even show you an iPhone, because Apple won’t allow it!  Sigh, I hate this fucking third-rate phone network that managed to trick Steve Jobs into an exclusive contract through 2012!*  I mean, seriously, our network just sucks hyena ass!  But it pays the bills, so let me put another X on my orangeboard! Love, the Lesser Wilson.”

    *Year arbitrarily chosen.  Nothing to do with the Mayan calendar.

    2 years ago  /  106 notes  /   / /Source: synecdoche

    1. lovelettersto reblogged this from synecdoche
    2. nahuelito reblogged this from measuringcups and added:
      I almost wish I didn’t get American tv so I wouldn’t have to see these
    3. arcadiaego reblogged this from ohlivyuhuxtable and added:
      Damn, what happened man?
    4. brianhenry reblogged this from enteekaygee and added:
      Yeah . . what the fucks up with that?! Like really? There was NO MOVIE AT ALL you could have acting in?
    5. monpetitamie reblogged this from corygrimes
    6. subterraneans reblogged this from jertronic and added:
      Haha, I hate these commercials so much.
    7. jertronic reblogged this from corygrimes
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    9. whirringofmachinery reblogged this from freelizabeth and added:
      Baumer, don’t.
    10. actionjacksonlovesbbq reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
      Glad I’m not the only one that thought this.
    11. vindyc reblogged this from dailyhuff and added:
      Joke all you want but I can say it’s not funny. And offer an opposing view of why some people might not find it funny.
    12. ridiculousdoves reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
      I remember seeing this an thinking. “wow that guy looks like luke wilson” “hey it is luke wilson” ” he’s in a phone...
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