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Dear cell phone,

jimmytony:

If I start to type “shit” I do not mean “shiv.”

If I type “fuck” I do not mean “dual,” “duck,” “eval,” or “dubl.”

If I type “bitch” I don’t want to see “citag.”

I cuss like a sailor. Assume the worst and go with it because this is getting old.

Love, Jam