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I’d like to thank my commute to work, my refusal to use wi-fi, and eating/drinking out by myself too many nights.
I feel like I’ve finally made it.
I am the 5%.
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(via old-pussy)
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(via jmdj)
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So, if you get a text message from area code 876 like this, don’t even respond. It’s a scam.
The area code 876 is Jamaica.
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(via paisley-rose)
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I am thinking about
un:
creating an app that helps you find all the app finding apps.
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when people are like HI GOT A NEW PHONE, NEED YOUR NUMBER
you didnt ever have my number in the first place you fucking mag, get away
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(via lxrraine)

